Scam Earnings Report
Scam Inc.'s quarterly results from victims' words, with each warning's measured efficacy.
The job
Sizes what each type of scam takes from your customers in dollars, sends out a warning fast when a new scam script appears, and proves to the board which warnings cut the scammers' takings.
The moment
Scams are reported like a company's quarterly results, built from what victims say. At the board risk committee, the chief risk officer reads the headline aloud.
The scammers missed their forecast: takings from fake-refund scams fell 64%, somewhere between 48 and 76%, after the warning went out.
A note shows that regions warned on day 1 reported 1 victim per hundred thousand customers, against 2.8 in regions still waiting for the warning.
The board asks for the report every quarter.
What it does
- Pre-register a vaccine trial
- Publish the staff dose
- Send a customer warning wave
- Send the counter-script to agents
- Record the verdict
- Export the board release
What you see
Corporate earnings-release parody (headline, segment table, CEO letter, guidance) whose analyst notes are clinical-trial cards, with a four-panel comic and a swipe-quiz staff league
What it moves
Reported scam losses each quarter in dollars by type of scam, victims per hundred thousand customers, and how well each warning works.
Built for
- Risk & fraud
- Marketing, brand & comms
- QA, training & knowledge
- Executives & leadership
